Billy Campoven cooks the chooks

Oi luvvies, it's that time of the solstice again when all the ducks line up and the turkeys start gobbling down on some good old fashion...

Like any good god botherer when I die I want to go to that place in the sky over-run with vestal virgins, preferably some with slightly sapp...

I’ve managed to find the controversial figure who leads the Australian Australia Movement, Brian XY, who has been in hiding since receiving ...

Luvvies, be glad you’re a Plebian. Be glad of your nameless, faceless anonymity and prey to your God that if you ever excel at something, yo...

Welcome punters who have just joined this broadcast of the Political Cliché Handicap live from Toad Hill Racecourse. We have a strong field ...

That bastard, Stephen Matchett, has been getting some giggles out of wryly taking the piss out of food miles. Let me just say this, there I ...

For today’s meal we are going to prepare some patsy pie garnished with ample sprinklings of hubris and hyperbole with a side dish of innuend...